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V BREZPLAčNI BROŠURI NAJ…POROKA 2003

smo nanizali kopico nasvetov in idej, kako pripraviti najlepše poročno slavje. Brošuro predvsem namenjamo bodočima mladoporočencema in njunim najbližjim. Predstavljamo načine in možnosti civilne in cerkvene poroke, potek in pravila poročnega dogajanja, nasvete ob izbiri oblačil in dodatkov in svetujemo ob osebni pripravi na dogodek. Opisujemo običaje in simbole poroke, predlagamo razdelitev vlog in spremljevalcev na poroki, predstavljamo izvajalce in sodelavce pri porokah, predlagamo praznovanja obletnic in ponujamo dnevnik poročnih priprav. Z zabavnimi ilustracijami in pestrim izborom poročnih fotografij vas bomo popeljali v svet porok in blišča, kot se za tako vesel dogodek spodobi.

Ob prijavi na sklenitev zakonske zveze, ki jo morajo vsi bodoči zakonci izvesti osebno na enem izmed 58 matičnih uradov Upravnih enot Republike Slovenije največ 90 dni pred izbranim datumom poroke, pristojna oseba vsakemu paru izroči naše skupno darilo – vodič Naj...POROKA.

Po izkušnjah preteklih let lahko tudi v letu 2003 V Sloveniji pričakujemo skoraj 8.000 sklenitev zakonskih zvez, zato naj bi naklada brošure (10.000 izvodov) zadoščala vsem parom v prihodnjem letu. Po izkušnjah en izvod prebere ali pregleda najmanj pet članov obeh družin bodočih zakoncev, kar pri 8.000 porokah letno pomeni 40.000 ljudi – vsi pa so neposredno vključeni v priprave na poroko in informacije dejansko potrebujejo.

vir:www.naj-poroka.com/obrosuri.htm

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God as Computer Programmer

@ Bassman

Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a
Computer Programmer.

Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through
all those variables.

Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs.

Q: Does God know everything?
A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes
on in the overnite job.

Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?
A: If an critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and
he logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise things can
wait until tomorrow.

Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?
A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy
bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend
had left him.

Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?
A: That was the development phase of the project, now we are in the
maintenance phase.

Q: Will there be another Universe after the Big Bang?
A: A lot of people are drawing things on the white board, but
personally, God doubts that it will ever be implemented.

Q: Who is Satan?
A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he
actually possesses, so people who aren't programmers are scared of
him. God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.

Q: What is the role of sinners?
A: Sinners are the people who find new an imaginative ways to mess up
the system when God has made it idiot-proof.

Q: Where will I go after I die?
A: Onto a DAT tape.

Q: Will I be reincarnated?
A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching
those .tar files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you,
God will just say that the tape has been lost.

Q: Am I unique and special in the universe?
A: There are over 10,000 major university and corporate sites running
exact duplicates of you in the present release version.

Q: What is the purpose of the universe?
A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then
the users and managers demanded he tack all this senseless stuff onto
it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.

Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?
A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get
off his back and let him program.

Q: What is the one true religion?
A: All systems have their advantages and disadvantages, so just pick
the one that best suits your needs and don't let anyone put you down.

Q: Is God angry that we crucified him?
A: Let's just say he's not going to any more meetings if he can help
it, because that last one with the twelve managers and the food
turned out to be murder.

Q: How can I protect myself from evil?
A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common
word, or a date like your birthday.

Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?
A: They are much more likely to receive email.

Q: Some people say God is Love.
A: That is not a question. Please restate your query in the form of a
question.
Abort, Retry, Fail?

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